Friday 12 December 2014

chronicles of a Face me, I face you apartment:

Living in a face me I face you house has its ups and downs. For instance, one of the merits is, you prolly have a neighbour with seven to kids so you have a variety of choice when you need someone to run your errands. Lets say the neighbour's name is iya toba. Now this woman feels that giving birth to almost a dozen kids would stop her hubby from cheating, and so every time you see her, its either she's pregnant or dragging a toddler by the hand while spotting a huge belly.

Another advantage is, you never run short of gossip, it doesnt matter whether you are interested or not. Its either the landlady's daughter got impregnated by a mechanic who stays in the house (and is owing rent) or you catch the landlord doing the nasty with the hot young tenant who stays in the room in front of you.
Would bring you more merits later, enjoy and ponder on these two for now, relate with them if you stay in a room apartment and if you dont, just enjoy.

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